Thursday, April 30, 2009

Foods

I'm opening up a new restaurant. It will be very expensive and the menu will have only 2 items:

Hamburger in a can

and Chicken in a can




We will provide a can opener at each table.

This movie rules

It's called Hausu, or House for my English speaking readers, and it was made in 1977.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

G-Chat with Meric

5:25 PM me: if you want to hang out youre going to have to stop ignoring me
sorry--its just a fact

10 minutes
5:36 PM me: you know what i mean?

6 minutes
5:42 PM me: meric, you konw what i mean?
whoops, i wrote konw when i meant to write know
whoops, i typed wrote when i meant to type typed
5:43 PM the first mistake was a spelling error; the second, improper verb
:)
5:44 PM its funny how people often use the word wrote or the word write in reference to the act of typing on a computer
i guess the computer age kinda snuck up on everybody a little bit, didn't it?
didn't it?
5:45 PM did it or didn't it?
ah hell, i guess it don't matter none neither way
5:46 PM when i'm right i'm right
but when i'm wrong, perhaps i'm just right in disguise! lol
i should get a t-shirt made with that motto or saying rather
5:47 PM shoot, probably make a million right then and there straight off of that simple idea
did you know that 95% of all wealthy californians made their fortunes off of some hairbrained idea that they just followed their guts with and said to hell with what anybody else wants to say and just went ahead and showed the world whos boss?
5:48 PM i love that about california
that, and the cheese!
california cheese: got milk? lol
5:49 PM no no, wait, check this out: california cheese: GOAT milk?
hahahahahahahaha
whoops, did IIIIIIIIII do that? ;)
imagine that said in a steve urkel voice
5:50 PM did IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do that??? ;)
god, that show with urkel, family matters, was just one of many shows i watched as a child
golden girls
3s company
family ties
clarissa explains it all
5:51 PM family matters
family's tie
hahaha, gotcha with that one!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Newsom made som news


Mayor Gavin Newsom announced his bid for governor today via the smash web hit TWITTER!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

This is what life is like for me

Three Men and a Baby Ghost

During the filming of the family comedy Three Men and A Baby, production was delayed because of a tragedy that occurred in the apartment meant to portray the apartment of the three men. The little boy that actually lived there with his parents shot himself with his father's gun one Saturday afternoon. Filming in the apartment was delayed for one week, but eventually the remaining apartment scenes were shot without a hitch. However, during the editing of the film the editor noticed the image of a boy in the background of one of the scenes and asked the director why they shot the scene with a little boy standing in the background. Neither the director nor the actors nor anyone on the crew had seen any little boy on the set that day.