Swear to god, I used to have this mask.

Bistro Burger

Bistro Burger Pros:
Free all you can eat BBQ Sauce
Free all you can eat Ranch Dressing
Free all you can eat Pickle Slices
Pretty good Hamburger Buns

Bistro Burger Cons:
Idiotic Register Workers
Moronic Managers
Eggspensive Prices
Tasteless Cheese
Tasteless Avocado
Skimpy French Fry Portions

You do the math, princess.

Britney Spears

Rumor has it that Britney Spears has been getting FRISKY with yet another of her backup dancers! K-Fed wasn't enough??? Apparently she's been cozying up to and 69ing with a fellow whom daddy does not approve. Britney, seriously: WHAT AAAAAAAARE YOU THINKING? (The answer to that question: she isnt)

Miley Cyrus

Speaking of crabs

Theres this kind of crab you might not have heard of called the Coconut Crab, because they climb palm trees to fetch coconuts to eat. Their pinchers are so big and strong that they can crack right through the stiff, large, throbbing, rock-hard shell of a coconut. They have lungs and live on land--would in fact drown in water. Average lifespan: 80 years. The meat of a Coconut Crab is considered a delicacy and aphrodisiac and, much like the delicate blowfish, often contains fatal levels of poison due to the crab's indiscriminate diet.

crab feed