chat with a banana

me: u there banana?

Sent at 6:44 PM on Monday

me: banana!

nanners?

oh banana

why banana must banana banana?

banoonoos!

beaner

black boy

jk, banana

where are youuuuuuuu???

banana?

banobo?

baninski

banana

banana

banana?

are you there banana?

fuckin banana

alright

play it your way, BANANA

you probably have bananas in your eyes and ears

i wouldnt doubt it

wouldnt doubt it for uno segundo

fuckin banana

you know what, banana?

thats what!

hahahahahaha

gotcha, banana

hey, when you get done with those bananas, do me a favor and let me know if you have that picture of me that i drew where im sitting at my computer playing poker like a loser--might use that for the 7" art

but don't think i'll forget this

ya dirty fuckin banana

byenana

Sent at 6:51 PM on Monday

fudge

fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck

gchat conversation between me and bo

4:13 PM niyno: hey dude

9 minutes

4:23 PM me: yo u there?

4:24 PM niyno: ya mon

4:25 PM me: how are ya?

5 minutes

4:30 PM niyno: hey dogg

me: u there?

4:31 PM niyno: yeah are you?

me: yeah

Now you can shoot ducks

Unforgivable

If you enjoyed this, on youtube there is also a #2, #3, #4, and #5....

Me and Meric gChat conversation: Part II

12:34 PM me: life

12:35 PM Meric: pop life

12:38 PM me: sushi?

Meric: tonight?

12:39 PM is that a promise?

12:41 PM HELLO

you don't say sushi and then leave a fag out to dry

12:45 PM me: tonight? sure

12:46 PM Meric: woo hoo!

sushi!

me: relax, i was kidding

Meric: fucker

World of Warcraft Freakout

Chris, I can't thank you enough for introducing me to this.

This guys pretty cool

Gay Marriage -- Is It Right???

Loose Skull

miniature horse

Allergies

Saturday

It's 10:20am and I'm still in bed. I woke up at 8:30am. It's supposed to be 80 degrees today. I want to get out of bed before it gets to be 80 degrees, but I can't think of a reason to. Oh well. I'll check in later if I'm still in bed.

Joan Rivers Hates Poker Players

Bitch.

JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!

This delightful young man is named Chris Chandler. In his free time, he enjoys drawing comics of himself having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog.





Someone needs to throw Chris's parents (surely he must live with his parents) in jail for having ever given him a computer and allowing these videos to exist online. Apparently, the poor guy gets a TON of shit from little fuckers without consciences who repeatedly pretend to be online girlfriends and ask him to send them pictures of himself in diapers or putting toys in his ass. What a world we live in. Pat yourself on the back God.

girls in a row

Anna emailed me two pictures today:


She said she image-googled asian girls in a row and then white girls in a row.

Precious Princess

i was gonna post this picture, but it gets cropped cuz blogger.com kinda sucks for posting decent sized pictures. and this needs to be seen in its full sized glory. so just follow the link and click the magnifying glass to enlarge the pic. or don't. not a big deal either way. there will definitely be better, more interesting posts in the future. well, not definitely. likely?
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20747.jpg
i found this picture doing a google image search for precious princess. why was i image googling precious princess? i honestly don't know. my fingers just typed precious princess into the search and next thing i knew, i had image googled precious princess.

Kathy Ireland

I used to be in love with Kathy Ireland. As a young boy discovering my manhood, I gazed nightly at a poster of her in a bikini on my wall.

Shine

I don't feel well.
I thought this video would help, but it didn't.