Sunday, May 24, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Saturday

It's 10:20am and I'm still in bed. I woke up at 8:30am. It's supposed to be 80 degrees today. I want to get out of bed before it gets to be 80 degrees, but I can't think of a reason to. Oh well. I'll check in later if I'm still in bed.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Joan Rivers Hates Poker Players

Bitch.

JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!

This delightful young man is named Chris Chandler. In his free time, he enjoys drawing comics of himself having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog.





Someone needs to throw Chris's parents (surely he must live with his parents) in jail for having ever given him a computer and allowing these videos to exist online. Apparently, the poor guy gets a TON of shit from little fuckers without consciences who repeatedly pretend to be online girlfriends and ask him to send them pictures of himself in diapers or putting toys in his ass. What a world we live in. Pat yourself on the back God.

Monday, May 11, 2009

girls in a row

Anna emailed me two pictures today:


She said she image-googled asian girls in a row and then white girls in a row.

Precious Princess

i was gonna post this picture, but it gets cropped cuz blogger.com kinda sucks for posting decent sized pictures. and this needs to be seen in its full sized glory. so just follow the link and click the magnifying glass to enlarge the pic. or don't. not a big deal either way. there will definitely be better, more interesting posts in the future. well, not definitely. likely?
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20747.jpg
i found this picture doing a google image search for precious princess. why was i image googling precious princess? i honestly don't know. my fingers just typed precious princess into the search and next thing i knew, i had image googled precious princess.

Kathy Ireland

I used to be in love with Kathy Ireland. As a young boy discovering my manhood, I gazed nightly at a poster of her in a bikini on my wall.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Shine

I don't feel well.
I thought this video would help, but it didn't.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Kudzu

There's a plant called Kudzu in the south. Abandoned houses and buildings get totally engulfed.



This is a house in downtown Clayton, GA:


Elijay, GA. Summer 2007:

same house, January 2008:


This is an abandoned store in Gainesville, GA:



The seasons of Kudzu:

This all came from a cool website: Kudzu Covered Houses

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

This Lady

Most people have already heard about this, but since my readers tend not to read newspapers I thought I'd post about this lady, Connie. Her husband blasted her face off with a shotgun and then turned the gun on himself in 2004. They both survived. He got 7 years in prison. She got a free face-transplant.
Apparently, Connie was at a mall pre-face-transplant and a kid said to his mother "But you said there were no such thing as monsters in real life." Connie approached the child and said, "I am not a monster. I got shot in the face." True story.